“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
June 2013
*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*
“When Quinn Fabray hooked up with Santana Lopez on Glee this year, it made our hearts hammer in our chests. Of course, seeing Dianna Agron almost always has that effect on us, no matter what she’s doing.”
—AfterEllen Hot 100 - Dianna Agron #3 (via riversgron)
every time someone that i’m following announces that they’re starting orphan black i’m just like
if you hold a seashell to your ear you can hear it tell you what a little bitch you are
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
